February 2012
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I went to church today...
fussybabybitch:
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remembering that time i met up with a semi-friend from high school and he had just gotten off his bike and was shirtless and i was like, “you’re so swexy, er, swexy, hah i mean swexy, HAHA i mean sweaty!”
he is really sexy.
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wellalright:
on the first day he did nothing.
on the second day he did nothing.
on the third day he thought about it for a second, but did nothing.
on the fourth day he looked at the sheet and thought, “okay, i still have the whole weekend. i mean if i start now and do a little bit each night i’ll be good.”
on the fifth day he got home at 9 and thought, “well the day’s pretty much shot, i’ll...
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i already have a fantastic valentine (scott), but if i had to pick an ideal heterosexual valentine: he’d give me a tray of special brownies and he would be wearing a backwards snapback and he’d have a huge penis.
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